Stupid me!!

[Dog427435]

I received this e-mail today - looks real to me - duh??





Subj: RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENTS.
Date: 6/19/2008 2:08:29 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: [email protected]
Reply-to: [email protected]
Sent from the Internet (Details)



RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT AND INHERITANCE PAYMENTS.


This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your payment.


Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank and some of Attorney as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately. After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja, we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem. We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America, Africa and Asia Pacific; this is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate in respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.

We will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money via ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, and the maximum daily limit is Five Thousand United States Dollars ($5,000.00).


If you like to receive your fund this way, kindly reconfirm your


(1) Your Full Name
(2) Full residential address.
(3) Phone and Direct mobile Number

We shall be expecting to receive your information as you have to stop any further communication with anybody or office. I repeat again here that you are receiving this money due to we have verified your file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your payment from bank, remember this IS not credit card which you will pay back later, you don't have to pay back we have already loaded your fund in to the ATM CARD.


Best Regards,

Dr. Charles Brown.

[Xplantdad]

We should respond to BOTH email adresses as Dr. Linus, Dr. Lucy, Dr. Pigpen and Dr. Peppermint Pattie...LOL

[Rixls6]

Since he's asking for your full name , address and phone number, I'd say he should change his name from Charles Brown to SNOOPY.

[PeteLeathersac]

Hey thanks for that Dog...I just signed the ex wife up!.


~ Pete

[AnnieHartweg]

Glenn, Sounds kinda like the following, I rec'd on 6/11:



International Remittance Department.
Tell: 234-1-8162700

Attn: Beneficiary.
PAYMENT OF US$12.5MILLION APPROVED PAYMENT.

It is necessary that I inform you that your fund is presently assigned for release to you through the federal reserve bank of New York. As it is now the federal government of Nigeria account officer in charge of conducting payments from the Nigeria government foreign reserve account with the Federal Reserve Bank is now with your payment ,your advice to contact account payment supervisor in charge of your payment.Federal government of Nigeria via Federal Reserve Bank of New York,.

Telephone: 5167408815.
Fax: 15186714938.
Email: [email protected]

Please reconfirmation your information once again:
1. Your Full names
2. You’re complete Postal Address.
3. Your Telephone number
4. Your fax number
5. You’re Occupation.
6. Age/Sex
7. Marital Status.

Ensure to send the requirements by fax and call Mr. Richard Ford. So you can discuss with him your exact payment which you are supposed to receive however the sum of $12.5 has already been approved for payment to your nominated bank account.
While I wait for your urgent response thanks for your kind understanding.

Regards,
Please keep me update.
234-1-8162700.
DR. JOHN MORRISE

[x Baldwin Motion]

I always respond to these morons and tell them they must email me at the office