joke

[Billohio]

Funny dinosaurs, too bad they could not spell

[Lee Stewart]

Funny dinosaurs, too bad they could not spell

That's what happens when they close schools for 30 days. :wink:

[Charley Lillard]

https://apis.mail.aol.com/ws/v3/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-V5e08rF5qVEIzvKqFzSAYQ0SSS289PsXHNb4IaVyEHp7McIRrY DSYUcO7pNhJqiy-OZtZrw2rULBXQ-scIJXZQ/messages/@.id==ALC-0ccEnFwdXnH_FANrABMCoPQ/content/parts/@.id==23/thumbnail?appId=aolwebmail&downloadWhenThumbnailFails=true&pid=23

[parkbrau]

..

[Burd]

Lmao

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/NMBKs6bQ/BB11mDHg.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/8CJWTTYS/ETaxo-EZXk-AAld19.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/Px1w82hV/ETejr-QEXQAE5-IBe.jpg (https://postimg.cc/34JRsjk2)

[Mr70]

,

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/fTb4KvRJ/BB11taSH.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/SN1BtznV/BB11mMX7.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Charley Lillard]

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'






'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'






'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'






'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'






She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'

[Charley Lillard]

Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Finney. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.






He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket
broke and made the landing especially painful.






Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.






He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed..






In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room






She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'






Paddy said, 'Why would you say such a mean thing?






'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly, it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/sDCnn8Zg/5e6f27526e470-yk3l4obfunm41-700.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/V5QwHRPb/Steve-King-coronavirus-meme-3-753x1024.png (https://postimg.cc/p5Z3mKT2)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/mk1NQh18/BIDjrw.jpg (https://postimg.cc/LgR1S9T1)

[Charley Lillard]

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/90451979_1201726986838552_784547695841771520_o.png ?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_oc=AQn2utnqLh4Pur8SoH0r9OD87NwdhSTU2dXKgQQYE1L amFZphgQcrfc8wOesBKllNSE&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=017709750edf658f4ce36bb9a171768f&oe=5E9B6FAE

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/MGf8cJWx/untitled.png (https://postimg.cc/1gSdTTnY)

[Mr70]

Yep,I'll bet he's immune to it.

[Charley Lillard]

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/91048696_10219204966373313_5641493801617850368_n.j pg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQm_EGgVYVE9VgGr3y2uGbOraXm5ffEdlKv3q2YkPCy hPWN-7Mqms4E5DGiv1YN1pYs&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=542a98b3c27233ce8961d041bfd74e94&oe=5E9E2DA5

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/Bns0H9PG/YhmAN6p.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[hiperf406]

https://www.yenko.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=161485&stc=1&d=1585014184

[Charley Lillard]

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/89462912_10221406340569637_4584537246681530368_o.j pg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQnzuBCab1tr_JVOKiyODkjj_Sqtit0SD4D7N16XaGv 2zSj_EDX84glihEKqFuTaYlQ&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=50f8df5a43f11a972e977452279037f0&oe=5E9F30D2

[Charley Lillard]

I got stopped around 2 a.m. last night by a TX State Trooper. He asked "where are you going at this time of night." “I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late.” The trooper then asks, “really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” I replied, “That would be my wife, Sir."
HE LET ME Go!

[Charley Lillard]

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/91285042_10215884454453884_7434995964592521216_n.j pg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQlSnqkSYfNrSOfcSdHveiJ_EHk22sCcal4CF49qgci sRWl0rRG9SK_ohJAiegRl-Gk&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=519ea0c17ed5f48fc384cb820a5e5ba2&oe=5EA2BB23

[lbnaz]

THE PERFECT MAN

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing.
You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab,
things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros.
He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano.
He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.
He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me.
I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”

Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.
But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer
her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man!
He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."

[Burd]

My Covid test is in. I’m good.

[Lynn]

Thanks goodness. Now you can party like there is no tomorrow.

[Burd]

:burnout:

[parkbrau]

..

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/x8zsTWqc/rtgtg.png (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/zDstPXPW/xde.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Charley Lillard]

Heard a Dr. on TV say to have inner peace we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse.

[Burd]

Some F*ckwitt at the post office just told me that Coronavirus is all fake and people are sick because of the 5G mobile phone network. ???

Some one just told me this. Lol. He may be rite.

[69M22Z]

Heard a Dr. on TV say to have inner peace we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse.

That is very funny.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/jdzgrsxD/fAG6AuV.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/xTM6v9B0/BB11NnGM.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/d3CH7QPq/BB11NC9M.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/pXqmgTMq/BB11Ygmc.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/nhTcXwh2/BB11Y4sj.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Mr70]

They're out there.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/QC0Z1y3Y/Coronavirus-auto-mechanic-mask.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/bJtWJPJf/20200403-125713.jpg (https://postimg.cc/62BYjDnM)

[Charley Lillard]

https://dl-mail.aolmail.com/ws/download/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-V5e08rF5qVEIzvKqFzSAYQ0SSS289PsXHNb4IaVyEHp7McIRrY DSYUcO7pNhJqiy-OZtZrw2rULBXQ-scIJXZQ/messages/@.id==ADb0cGs7LF3nXoh6cQAPoJhem1Q/content/parts/@.id==2/raw?appid=aolwebmail&ymreqid=93eb3e4b-6077-1e46-2f0d-9f000c010000&token=zitEzqOML3j84e6ealFTT5U7-km5qEQF52lp7AcCuBZzJNmUKcykHtC5e71yo4EMs9bBPQGSFKh Ob7-hRYA2wHsxwhGtgNJhRw7uk2EmqLL45m1mvDatQsFdD6xwgldl

[Keith Seymore]

https://i.postimg.cc/bJtWJPJf/20200403-125713.jpg (https://postimg.cc/62BYjDnM)

Duct tape is the solution to half our problems.

For the other half there's WD-40.

K

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/vHVyBN6R/ddd.jpg (https://postimg.cc/jLtm3vXv)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/mDFQ59rF/red.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/3xdVxLfM/cat.png (https://postimages.org/)

[Big Block Bill]

Duct tape is the solution to half our problems.

For the other half there's WD-40.

K

And if that doesn't fix it, you must have an electrical problem.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/5NszM23G/passover-humor2-1584125973.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[m22mike]

joke

[Charley Lillard]

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/92440026_2896631347080615_4070874817530691584_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_oc=AQl70FPeKtAt8S8Q-FaL1SL-fHWEUKWliOJBJSe2OtoZT2WMdDaax2MGKbhkA3sMYPQ&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=43b35828fca43500494c7b367e0a596c&oe=5EB183E8

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/wBWNqM5W/buy-all-toilet-paper-meme.png (https://postimages.org/)

[m22mike]

j

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/HWQpbxjj/oljh.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Charley Lillard]

Not child approved because of language. OWVBVayAsTo&feature=youtu.be

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/kXXNfZ4R/dtg.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Charley Lillard]

https://apis.mail.aol.com/ws/v3/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-V5e08rF5qVEIzvKqFzSAYQ0SSS289PsXHNb4IaVyEHp7McIRrY DSYUcO7pNhJqiy-OZtZrw2rULBXQ-scIJXZQ/messages/@.id==AKvuc4I-qJ6LXpC1yw4lGDaOezk/content/parts/@.id==8/thumbnail?appId=aolwebmail&downloadWhenThumbnailFails=true&pid=8

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/d12jyz9H/untitled.png (https://postimg.cc/MMGBk3NV)

[m22mike]

.

[PeteLeathersac]

'

:beers:

.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/xCwzMFb4/untitled.png (https://postimg.cc/bDRrjggx)

[Charley Lillard]

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/92908476_2563971587263080_721944514528280576_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_oc=AQn7x6aDcpUyzWB7tvbjFfCpLHxw1AGUrzk8D3P-D06Rgmlr3mZuyAdOM-HVIpLu7s4&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=237cf68a18e21381fcac9314daa02a1b&oe=5EB6E672

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/bJC6PPW2/yyy.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/KY72b0Py/hf.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/hjpRzhZy/iddiosyt5s041.jpg (https://postimg.cc/JDD2S7LZ)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/xTWDbwg2/28.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/MGSC91h3/7er.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[m22mike]

Happy Easter :blush:

[m22mike]

Stay safe

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/qMGYjxtZ/coronavirus-jokes-romance.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/Fs4nqyRc/unnamed.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lynn]

Not really a joke. True story.

Back in the late 70's after I left the Buick dealership, I worked at an independent dealership (i.e. used car dealer) with an old guy named Roy. We all called him grandpa. He was born in 1900 and was a great mechanic and very colorful fellow (i.e. very politically incorrect). I grew my hair a bit longer one year, and wore a head band. He called me a "blanket ass." The Mexican American was a "pepper belly". Stuff you can't say today. That's right, at age 77, he was still wrenching for a living. He would always come and get me when rebuilding a carb, as he could not see well enough for the fine adjustments, and getting some of the tiny linkage parts back together.

I could write a whole season worth of sitcoms using Roy as the main character. Just have to relay one story. We had a guy that did nothing but oil changes. A kid brought his Blazer in for an oil change. There was a can of additive sitting on the fender. I don't remember the name, but something like "TefGuard" which supposedly contained some kind of teflon treatment that was going to reduce the friction so much that one would likely have to reset the idle. The kid that owned the Blazer was standing by the vehicle as the tech was draining the oil (used to could do that in the old days). As the car came back down, Roy is walking by and picks up the can of additive. "What the hell is this stuff? Kid starts to describe it to him. Roy says: "Who told you to put this crap in there?" "Well", says the kid, "my dad told me to do it". Roy: "He don't know chit. May as well just back off and piss in it." Puts the can back down and walks away. I have always been suspicious of additives. If they are so great, don't you think a manufacturer would spec it for their cars, just to get some advantage?

[Mr70]

I knew it was just a matter of time. :)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/LX4JCP3B/onFejWP.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Charley Lillard]

https://apis.mail.aol.com/ws/v3/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-V5e08rF5qVEIzvKqFzSAYQ0SSS289PsXHNb4IaVyEHp7McIRrY DSYUcO7pNhJqiy-OZtZrw2rULBXQ-scIJXZQ/messages/@.id==ADPZz4J7e3dJXphAJw6p6J0td8w/content/parts/@.id==2/thumbnail?appId=aolwebmail&downloadWhenThumbnailFails=true&pid=2

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/G2rVtJbn/BB12Csep.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/LXT71YsY/BB12Cg7C.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/XYbzQkyG/987.png (https://postimages.org/)

[Mr70]

;)

[Lynn]

It's just a joke.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/jjfnJXg2/BB12MUJA.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Mulsanne Blue]

It's just a joke. ..it certainly is.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/wj7NWYVb/BB12VGcW.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Burd]

GF alway uses Filters to make her look better.

[Mr70]

Things just got serious.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/Kzrj0Q3z/20200411-223439.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[m22mike]

People of Wal Mart :dunno:

[John Brown]

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth.
I did.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now....

[m22mike]

Maybe not a joke, but it needs to be shared :wink:

[Burd]

😂

[Burd]

Can’t be too safe.

[the427king]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOz-v06zb_c

[Dusk Blue Z]

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

Dear Granddaughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed.
I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
‘For the love of God!’ ‘Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but I noticed the light had changed.
So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Will write again soon.
Love, Grandma

[Lynn]

I always try to be patient with elderly drivers, knowing that I am headed in that direction faster than I want to admit.

My mom will by 91 this month. We finally took her keys away a week and a half ago.

She is taking it pretty well. No joke here. Sorry to crap on this thread. It is one of my favorites.

[Burd]

I guess the joke is they were still driving around, my mom backed into my house, the neighbors car, then got into it with a cop. Then it was gone. At 85. Lol

[lbnaz]

not a joke but good video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-U7X2DR2C4&feature=youtu.be

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/jSg5NSHZ/20200408-114328.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/k4TFphH7/FtAWR8d.jpg (https://postimg.cc/S2zMXVqP)

[Mr70]

>>

[Z15 SS 454]

>>

so true........

[Mulsanne Blue]

I teach, and I often use the "Joy to have in class" comment on grade reports that go home to parents. Most of my students are great, but I still bet there are plenty of parents rolling their eyes when they read it.

[Burd]

Lol

[SMS]

The floor jack one is so true.

[Lynn]

No Cinco de Mayo this year. What a shame.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/x1pM0GpT/jhg.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Charley Lillard]

https://apis.mail.aol.com/ws/v3/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-V5e08rF5qVEIzvKqFzSAYQ0SSS289PsXHNb4IaVyEHp7McIRrY DSYUcO7pNhJqiy-OZtZrw2rULBXQ-scIJXZQ/messages/@.id==AJss6RJhbBQxXr0rmwbloIa5yjY/content/parts/@.id==2/thumbnail?appId=aolwebmail&downloadWhenThumbnailFails=true&pid=2

[prototype]

Lol


Additional features

keeps the carbs out
can power up to 5 ventilators

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/63QgSsjp/BB142fKN.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Charley Lillard]

https://dl-mail.aolmail.com/ws/download/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-V5e08rF5qVEIzvKqFzSAYQ0SSS289PsXHNb4IaVyEHp7McIRrY DSYUcO7pNhJqiy-OZtZrw2rULBXQ-scIJXZQ/messages/@.id==ABc9ZiYhDj0UXsGjxQFT2FwpNtM/content/parts/@.id==6/raw?appid=aolwebmail&ymreqid=93eb3e4b-6077-1e46-2fd6-88000c017500&token=zitEzqOML3j84e6ealFTT5U7-km5qEQF52lp7AcCuBZzJNmUKcykHtC5e71yo4EMs9bBPQGSFKh Ob7-hRYA2wHsxwhGtgNJhRw7uk2EmqLL45m1mvDatQsFdD6xwgldl

[Lynn]

The last five posts are by Charley. They all look the same.

No text or pic.

Is it pornographic, and I have to verify I am over 18?

Did I not sign up for the secret decoder ring?

I quit eating Cracker Jack years ago, so if it came in one of those boxes, I would have missed it.

What's up?

Here is what the screen looks like for those posts.

[Burd]

I see it and I’m laughing. Good stuff.

[Crush]

The last five posts are by Charley. They all look the same.

No text or pic.

Is it pornographic, and I have to verify I am over 18?

Did I not sign up for the secret decoder ring?

I quit eating Cracker Jack years ago, so if it came in one of those boxes, I would have missed it.

What's up?

Here is what the screen looks like for those posts.

Same here, maybe you need the “ special” membership ?!

[Charley Lillard]

.......

[Charley Lillard]

...........

[Burd]

Same here, maybe you need the “ special” membership ?!


I’m a Paid Yenko Joke Member. I guess it’s new.

[earntaz]

How to get to Heaven from Ireland

A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!'

'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'

It's a curious race, the Irish.

Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

[Burd]

If you send him a free nOS part once in a while, you also get to see the secret Yenko Gold board.

[mssl72]

Good one TAZ!!!

[earntaz]

A man with two buckets of fish was leaving boca chica beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."

"That's a bunch of BS," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!"

"No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean.

"Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.

The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man asked.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?"

[campingdenial]

Q: What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
A: About 5 mph

Q: How do you get an elephant up a tree?
A: Plant an acorn. Have the elephant stand on top of where you planted it. Wait 50 years.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

and there are many many more. Elephant jokes are so stupid they never fail to crack me up.

[Lynn]

Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?

So they can hide in the strawberry patch.

Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?

Red ones are in the wash.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/GmVTXwdV/34.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/76g43Mfd/BB15wSZg.jpg (https://postimg.cc/ZBKXZNPx)

https://i.postimg.cc/5ybVnYz0/BB15ACC3.jpg (https://postimg.cc/phG4ddqb)

https://i.postimg.cc/D06KDvQc/BB15wQ9z.jpg (https://postimg.cc/m1Pq1G5c)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/bYB7jcxL/6JkSZtF.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/TYHHBZbG/BB14YzYg.jpg (https://postimg.cc/mtCwHpV6)

https://i.postimg.cc/BnLw3M5F/BB15DQKi.jpg (https://postimg.cc/RWmTQ1DC)

https://i.postimg.cc/jjygw2Fd/BB15I0gh.jpg (https://postimg.cc/4KNbjfGr)

https://i.postimg.cc/gJDgs5pC/BB15wQaT.jpg (https://postimg.cc/ftV7T8JC)

[Mr70]

...

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/VshFkPzk/86JyEQL.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[mssl72]

:haha:

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/RZMfgBfM/tg.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lynn]

https://i.postimg.cc/RZMfgBfM/tg.jpg (https://postimages.cc/)

That's for darn sure. Maybe this genius can handle spell check for them.

[Canuck]

A TV weatherman was a notorious speeder. On a recent occasion he was stopped for excessive speed and ordered to appear in court.
The judge advised him that this would be the last time he would get away with just a ticket and if there was a further incident he would serve jail time.
The weatherman protested with this news and the judge said;
Let me put it in words you will comprehend,
“Fine today, cooler tomorrow”.

[Charley Lillard]

x1M_rJqGIjE&feature=youtu.be

[lbnaz]

I Think You're The Father of One of My Kids...'
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

[John Brown]

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade.”

"No ma'am he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help."

[Charley Lillard]

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/107885499_2020989288031389_4696820908424026313_n.j pg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_oc=AQmGuOfm-gfiThdYfcY-A1SxXt8esvqNeCkZi8v1k4Sud9E-uohPjNh1wMWgdeLvW8s&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=350f6f60cd76cca36566e30e7e38d597&oe=5F2FB3BB

[Mr70]

.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/SsPm1FpN/vv.jpg (https://postimg.cc/N91hLnMW)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/D0bntj2Q/Corvette-Labor-Day.jpg (https://postimg.cc/4HZDc1Hn)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/YjKMk695/Project-cars.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/wBftzrdn/zz1.jpg (https://postimages.org/)
https://i.postimg.cc/nh1jRzSF/zz.jpg (https://postimages.cc/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/bJb175Pp/jj.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Burd]

:tongue:

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/13Pgjj8G/99.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/Pr29L7Z2/777.png (https://postimages.org/)

[Mr70]

:)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/Znzt6D2w/thumbnail.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Burd]

😂

[muscle_collector]

monica of course

[bbbentley]

Tonya- taking OUT a knee.

[Burd]

😂

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/zfQ08np5/kk.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/9M0r6SgL/bb.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[AnthonyS]

...the baby got into the Scrabble game this afternoon and before we noticed, ate a bunch of tiles. Tonight’s diaper change could spell disaster.

[mssl72]

Nice Anthony!!!:haha:

[Burd]

😁

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/zvJWWKsH/beer-run.jpg (https://postimages.cc/)

Laugh at scooters all you want. Can you carry 3 cases of beer on a Harley?

[bbbentley]

⏫⏫⏫ Must be getting ready to change plugs on his Boss 429?

[olredalert]

⏫⏫⏫ Must be getting ready to change plugs on his Boss 429?

----LOL,,,Or pretty much any big block early Mustang......Bill S

[Mr70]

..

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/htjNNPGx/bb.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/PqGDx28f/gg.jpg (https://postimg.cc/mPwkp3wK)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/R0vBcpqV/bb.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Mr70]

yep..

[m22mike]

.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/Z5NHCRgy/tr.jpg (https://postimg.cc/NKgmngQg)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/vB2fPFks/hfj.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/T1Jn2dvm/yy.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Astock]

The first restaurant I put together, the plumber tried to pull the same thing on me.

[Mr70]

..

[Charley Lillard]

......

[m22mike]

Anybody want a ride on my Wiener ? Could be a good pick up line ??

[Lee Stewart]

A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars.

“Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security” the bank teller said.

“No problem” the man responded here are the keys to my car “you’ll see it, it’s a black Porsche parked in the back of the parking lot.”

A few weeks later the man returned to pay off his loan. While he was paying it up, along with the interest of $11 dollars, the manager came over, “sir, we are very happy to have you’re business, but if you don’t mind me asking, after you left we looked into you and found out that you are a millionaire, why would you need to borrow $4000 dollars?”

“Well, the fellow responded it’s quite simple, where else can I park my car for three weeks in New York for $11 dollars?”

[parkbrau]

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year, Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."
Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is $50 and $50 is $50."
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."
Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is $50 and $50 is $50."
The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the
entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's $50."
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"
Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know... $50 is $50!"

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/YqpN9GJd/BB18MZJ9.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/Y96qVxzk/BB18CZsA.jpg (https://postimg.cc/ZBqSvpQD)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/XqZtT14z/BB19bd19.jpg (https://postimg.cc/rRkh4Jd1)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/ncRV6rBs/BB18yoqa.jpg (https://postimg.cc/xcmSm0sY)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/qRQkkFfB/BB18ORGn.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[m22mike]

.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/C16TFs83/lightsaber.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Charley Lillard]

......

[John Brown]

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box,

"Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,

"How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.

This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"

.

.

.

This time, a little voice came out of the box,


"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on!"

[m22mike]

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots ("P") and solutions recorded ("S") by maintenance engineers:

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

[John Brown]

Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He
was sick of the world; of Covid 19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global
warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that
occupy media headlines.

Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and
window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the
windows, selected his favorite radio station and started the car.

Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window
and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they
broke in, pulling Brad from the car. A little sip of water and,
surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead
battery.

;)

[earntaz]

A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life.

After cooking his favorite meal for dinner one evening, she had put them on under a revealing short skirt and relaxed with a glass of wine on the sofa directly across from where her husband was sitting in his chair.

After several more glasses of wine and at what she thought was the appropriate moment, she uncrossed her legs just wide enough so that her husband could catch a revealing view.

It wasn’t long before his eyes focused on the prize and he asked, “Are you wearing crotchless panties?” “Y -e-s,” She answered coyly with a seductive smile.”


“Thank God!” he said, ” I thought you were sitting on the cat.”

He never saw her glass of wine coming.

[Lee Stewart]

Al shows up to work one hour late. His boss is standing in his office doorway. "I told you the next time you show up late - you're fired. Now get the hell out of here!"

Al leaves his business, no longer employed, gets in his car and drives home. On the way a guy runs a STOP sign and T-Bones Al's car which is now totally destroyed. Standing on the sidewalk waiting for a taxi he asks himself: "can this day get any worse?"

The taxi drops him off at his house. He enters and hears noises coming from the upstairs bedroom: sex noises. He rushes up the stairs, throws open the bedroom door and sees his wife in bed with his best friend.

He screams "GET OUT you whore, you slut!" "Get out of this house RIGHT NOW!" The wife grabs the top sheet, wraps herself up and fleeing the bedroom and leaves the house. Al turns to his best friend . . .


"Bad Dog! . . . Bad Dog!"

[m22mike]

.

[x77-69z28]

I saw that as you can’t be hunter Biden for Halloween!

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/jd52DWW7/te.png (https://postimages.org/)

[Charley Lillard]

https://www.yenko.net/forum/cache.php?img=https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net%2Fv%2Ft1.0-9%2F123624444_212582810227870_2838314874617455946_ o.jpg%3F_nc_cat%3D1%26amp%3Bccb%3D2%26amp%3B_nc_si d%3D8bfeb9%26amp%3B_nc_ohc%3DmbX9lbNsETEAX8dxLGJ%2 6amp%3B_nc_ht%3Dscontent-sjc3-1.xx%26amp%3Boh%3Dca98567a86a9f619a14ebd3fdf4f91e6 %26amp%3Boe%3D5FCAC1A5

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/FKjv6ZJS/kk.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://images2.imgbox.com/0a/c2/ICibMlWj_o.jpg

[earntaz]

https://images2.imgbox.com/0a/c2/ICibMlWj_o.jpg

Never mess with an old fart -- not ever ... not no how ...

[Mr70]

..

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/cHs6HDV7/w.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Mr70]

..

[Burd]

Lmao

[Mr70]

.............. :)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/qRqWVKvp/funny-car-jokes.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Burd]

😂

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/SNjh2kcV/image3.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/jj6CjP7G/ouhu.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/yNtpRmK8/BB1aSbvd.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Mr70]

,,

[Burd]

:blush:

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/ZRmJtWfV/4.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Charley Lillard]

....

[Burd]

:beers:

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/QC9WKmPx/d.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[m22mike]

.

[Too Many Projects]

An elderly couple, Roy and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Roy had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Roy storms off to the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow."
Furious Roy, yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKIN AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!
To which Bessie replies....."shoulda bought a hat Roy, shoulda bought a hat!"

[Too Many Projects]

https://www.yenko.net/forum/cache.php?img=https%3A%2F%2Fhosting.photobucket.co m%2Falbums%2Fq752%2FStillwaterchevs%2FMisc%2F.high res%2Fstubborn%2520men%2520billboard_zpsu6qmd821.j pg

[Charley Lillard]

,,,,,

[Charley Lillard]

...........

[m22mike]

.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/50yZmT0c/Eob-Ctm-W4-AEAM65.jpg (https://postimg.cc/mzxXLdCV)

[Charley Lillard]

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens. Give it a minute...

[Too Many Projects]

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens. Give it a minute...


Whoa, he must have had the biggest pay check...:wink:

[Burd]

:tongue:

[Too Many Projects]

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present.
He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager,
“How much is that new Barbie in the window?”
The Manager replied, “Which one? We have
‘Barbie goes to the gym’ for $19.95,
‘Barbie goes to the Ball’ for $19.95,
‘Barbie goes shopping’ for $19.95,
‘Barbie goes to the beach’ for $19.95,
‘Barbie goes to the Nightclub’ for $19.95 and
‘Divorced Barbie’ for $375.00”
“Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the father asked.
The store manager replied:


“Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s boat, Ken’s dog, Ken’s cat, Ken’s furniture and all of Ken’s savings.”
Mmm… Barbie Isn’t That Stupid After All…

[Burd]

:crazy:

[Charley Lillard]

......

[Too Many Projects]

A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know.
One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway.
Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her. "Why are you standing in line, dear?" she asked.
Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges.
"Why, that is awfully nice of them! I think I'll get some for myself," said the grandma.
A policeman went down the line, asking for information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take out my dentures and suck them dry!"

[Lee Stewart]

There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions. The same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost catches her. This continues for a week, at the end of which he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less. Excited about this success, he decides to do the master program. Before he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of this plan. Still he signs up. The next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that says, "If I catch you, you're mine!" The man was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; he lost 34.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/nz1yCHWx/ss.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Charley Lillard]

......

[Too Many Projects]

......


1.Be old
2 Sit in a chair


Alright, you been talking to my wife ???

[Mr70]

,

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/YCMKmsHx/hn.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Burd]

:grin:

[Charley Lillard]

.......

[m22mike]

.

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/3wrtyWn9/333a.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[m22mike]

These guys were instrumental in my childhood upbringing, Mom would get pissed when my brother and me did or three stooges act

[Burd]

From a buddy, his daughter went on Amazon to search trans am gifs for Christmas, this came up, I always knew those Smokey and the bandit guys were strange, Lol

[Mr70]

Lol..

[Too Many Projects]

From a buddy, his daughter went on Amazon to search trans am gifs for Christmas, this came up, I always knew those Smokey and the bandit guys were strange, Lol


You what's really scary about that ? The cross dresser parts have 184 reviews...:shocked:

[427.060]

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no
good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, '
What took you so long to answer to the phone?'
She says, 'I was in bed.'

'In bed this early, doing what?'

'Getting a second opinion!'

[Burd]

Dreamsickle, love them

[m22mike]

:eek2:

[Charley Lillard]

.....

[WILMASBOYL78]

One of my buddies who winters in Portland decided to join in the fun about Bernie...his wife posed for the shot.

[m22mike]

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[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/sxRq1v6J/2.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/Hk8ttFmJ/1u.jpg (https://postimg.cc/Xr3FjHp3)

[Charley Lillard]

....How did they like your Prius at the car show ?

[Lee Stewart]

https://i.postimg.cc/ydgMNjk3/00d.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[m22mike]

Your done Bill....:grin:

[Lynn]

https://i.postimg.cc/ydgMNjk3/00d.jpg (https://postimages.cc/)

Everett posted this pic over on Camaros.net